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The Never-Ending Motorcycle Revving Symphony If Malaysia ever decided to submit a soundtrack for the Olympics of Noise Pollution, the gold medal entry would be simple: the 2 a.m. motorcycle revving concert. No orchestra required. No instruments needed. Just one rider, one modified exhaust pipe, and an overwhelming desire to announce his existence to the entire neighbourhood. Welcome to the Never-Ending Motorcycle Revving Symphony , Malaysia’s most unwanted late-night performance. You know the routine. The night is quiet. People are finally asleep after surviving traffic jams, work stress, and the daily drama of living in a city. Then suddenly— VROOOOOMMMMM! —a motorcycle screams down the road like a jet engine trapped in a metal tin. The rider doesn’t simply ride. That would be too normal. Instead, he revs the engine repeatedly as if the throttle is a musical instrument and the neighbourhood is his personal concert hall. Vrooom. Pause. Vroooom again. Louder this time....

Malaysians and the Obsession With Queue Cutting There are many things Malaysians are proud of: our food, our multicultural society, our ability to complain about the weather while eating nasi lemak. But there is one cultural talent that rarely makes it into tourism brochures — the Olympic-level skill of queue cutting . Yes, queue cutting. The national sport nobody admits playing, yet somehow everyone seems to participate in. You see it everywhere. At the bank. At the LRT station. At the hospital. At the airport. At the supermarket. Even at the mamak when ordering roti canai. There is always that one genius who believes the laws of physics, morality, and social order simply do not apply to them. Apparently, the queue is for other people . Let us observe the typical Malaysian queue cutter in the wild. He approaches the line slowly, pretending to check his phone. He casually drifts sideways like a confused crab. Then suddenly — poof! — he materialises at the front as if summo...

#covid19: Stricter SOPs to enter the wet market. Visitors and traders, not only must observe the new normal but also adhere to stricter regulations set by the City Hall under its newly-released standard operating procedures (SOPs) @ Kajang, Selangor, Malaysia #besafe #kitajagakita