Please Wear Your Seat Belt, You Are Not That Special Let’s have a brutally honest chat, you majestic, invincible unicorn of the open road. You, the one who thinks the gentle ding-ding-ding of your car is a mere suggestion, an annoying nanny-state lullaby meant for lesser mortals. You believe your impeccable driving skills and cat-like reflexes make you exempt from the fundamental laws of physics. Spoiler alert: they don’t. You are not that special. What’s the plan, exactly? Are you saving your vintage band t-shirt from an unsightly wrinkle? Or is the cold, hard embrace of a woven strap just too constricting for your free-spirited soul? Let me paint you a picture of the alternative, since you seem to prefer a more… abstract expressionist approach to automotive safety. In the event of a crash—and yes, it will happen to you, because you share the road with other people who, shockingly, might also think they’re invincible—you become a projectile. A flailing, bone-filled meat missile launch...