[Camping] The Unwritten Rules of the Jungle: What Campers Need to Know
The Unwritten Rules of the Jungle: What Campers Need to Know Let’s get something straight before you zip open that brand-new tent and start posing for photos: the jungle does not care about you . It doesn’t care how expensive your gear is, how many followers you have, or how “chill” you think the trip will be. The jungle isn’t a theme park. There are no customer service counters, no refunds, and definitely no sympathy for stupidity. Rule number one—though nobody ever bothers to say it out loud—is this: you are a guest, not the owner . The jungle was doing just fine long before you arrived with your Bluetooth speaker and aesthetic picnic mat. Loud music doesn’t make the experience better; it just announces to every human and animal nearby that an inconsiderate idiot has entered the ecosystem. Next unwritten rule: everything you bring in, you bring out . Yes, everything. Food scraps, cigarette butts, wet wipes, and that “tiny” plastic wrapper you thought didn’t matter. The jungle is not ...